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Pittsburgh defense attorney has no shame

Mar 7, 2014, 3:13 AM | Updated: 3:13 am

As Jesse Pinkman so eloquently puts it during season two of “Breaking Bad,” “When the times get tough, you don’t need a criminal lawyer. You need a criminal lawyer.”

An attorney from Pittsburgh seems to be attempting to appeal to a clientele that holds a similar thought process.

Daniel Muessig advertises that he’ll cater to anyone in Pennsylvania arrested for burglary, armed robbery, home invasion and more. He even adds a personal touch, saying he’ll visit his clients in jail — if for no other reason than he’ll already be there visiting his friends.

“I may have a law degree, but I think like a criminal,” Muessig says in his ad, before touting his “street knowledge.”

To Muessig’s credit, he seems to have a pretty firm grasp of who would be in the market for his services. And let’s be real, lawyers aren’t exactly renowned for their ethical and moral standing.

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Pittsburgh defense attorney has no shame