12:05p.m.: The biggest hoax in history? Or the biggest LIE in history? Either way, this is bad, and it has nothing to do with Lance Armstrong.
1:35p.m.: Are we ALL going to be on some sort of performance enhancing drug at some point? We're pretty close to it as it is
2:35p.m.: Can we just admit that 65 years old is still YOUNG? So why is it still the retirement age?