Tuesday, the City of Phoenix made history.
There must have been some kind of record set when a city council meeting took four hours to settle one addition to a law and needed a location as spacious as the Orpheum Theatre to debate it with the public. The heated issue was whether Phoenix's anti-discrimination law that prohibits unjust treatment of anyone based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, genetic information or marital status should include gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders.
I'm not kidding.
We're just now getting around to officially saying you can't refuse service to someone because she's a Jew or now because she's a lesbian. Yeah, We may be a little late on this: 160 U.S. cities have already passed it, including Tucson.
Believe it or not, the opponents made it a "but where will they go to the bathroom?" issue. Apparently, some are basing their fear of mixing gays and straights with all the trouble that's been caused by removing Don't Ask Don't Tell from the military.
What? There hasn't been any trouble in the military except male officers forcing themselves on lower-rank females?
You just can't trust those heterosexuals, can you?
I'm Pat McMahon.