Guess what, advertisers? You can't get any lower than this.
No, I'm not talking about sponsoring "The Loop," though I am taking applications (I think. I don't know how all that works). I'm talking about the ad created by East Hills Mall in Missouri.
It's horrible. From start to finish, it's bad. Nothing can save it from its horrible beat, terrible acting or, believe it or not, the one person who made it even worse.
There's also a guest appearance by "Harry Potter" actor Daniel Radcliffe and some Korean kids trying Warheads candy for the first time.
I apologize for the commercial. Really.