When 17-year-old Jake Davidson asked swimsuit model Kate Upton to prom, he got turned down. But he picked his head up and asked a different model... she said yes!
"Criminal Damage" is sort of a catch-all term that law enforcement uses when they can't actually charge you with something specific, but are certain you're up to no good.
The truth of course is that he got arrested for looking like a thug. Dress and adorn yourself like a criminal, and people are likely to take you at your word.