Shia LaBeouf is a cannibal, at least in this video

Actor Shia LaBeouf may have some behavior issues, but as far as anyone knows he hasn’t eaten any human beings.

That didn’t stop singer/songwriter Rob Cantor from creating a creepy yet hilarious video about the actor, “the true story of an actual cannibal.” The video features a string quartet, choirs, interpretive dancers and picture-painting lyrics about scary woods, blood, murder for sport and LaBeouf.

Since debuting on YouTube in late October, the video has racked up more then 4½ million hits.

That is a lot of laughing and it’s well-earned.

Shia LaBeouf, cannibal. He’s certainly come a long way since “Even Stevens.”