I saw Elvis once, and I wasn't even in Vegas.
Dutch beer company Bavaria has rounded up Elvis, 2Pac, Kurt Cobain, Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon and Bruce Lee for their latest commercial that implies none of them actually died -- they're all just partying on a desert island drinking Bavaria Radler beer.
"We all know the stories and theories surrounding the death of certain stars. But what's the real story? This Bavaria Radler commercial makes it clear once and for all," according to the [translated] description on Bavaria's YouTube account.
But who would ever believe that?
One boat captain, that's who.