Macaulay Culkin’s pizza band releases video

My, how the mighty have fallen.

In case you’re unaware, former child star Macaulay Culkin is in a band that rewrites lyrics to popular songs to make them about pizza. Ya, it’s weird.

And according to Grantland, the band, known as Pizza Underground, has dropped its first music video.

And wow is it bad. And weird. There’s pizza everywhere. Remember those really, really crappy music videos from the ’90s that were sort of washed out with bad sound quality? Bingo.

Instead of pulling all those nasty pranks in “Home Alone,” all Culkin needed to do was show this video. This would terrify anyone, especially Harry and Marv.