I apologize in advance for what you're about to see.
Hopefully you have (haven't?) forgotten Alison Gold's disaster of a song called "Chinese Food." If you've forgotten and want to relive the nightmare, click here.
But Gold's new song, "ABCDEFG" is worse. Way worse. Think if-"Gigli"-had-a-sequel worse.
disaster creation was put together by none other than Patrice Wilson, the monster behind "Chinese Food" and Rebecca Black's "Friday," among other fiascoes. To his credit, he's making a career out of terrible videos, but the latest might be the worst.
It's creepy. It makes no sense. And there's puppets. No idea why.
Watch it if you dare.