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Alison Gold releases 'ABCDEFG,' follow-up to 'Chinese Food'

I apologize in advance for what you're about to see.

Hopefully you have (haven't?) forgotten Alison Gold's disaster of a song called "Chinese Food." If you've forgotten and want to relive the nightmare, click here.

But Gold's new song, "ABCDEFG" is worse. Way worse. Think if-"Gigli"-had-a-sequel worse.

The latest disaster creation was put together by none other than Patrice Wilson, the monster behind "Chinese Food" and Rebecca Black's "Friday," among other fiascoes. To his credit, he's making a career out of terrible videos, but the latest might be the worst.

It's creepy. It makes no sense. And there's puppets. No idea why.

Watch it if you dare.

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Carter Nacke graduated from Arizona State University's Walter Cronkite School of Journalism in 2010. He has been with KTAR since March 2011.

In addition to being a news junkie, Carter enjoys talking sports -- mainly soccer and hockey -- and covers the Arizona Coyotes for

He is an Arizona native and enjoys traveling.


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