"I don't think those are grape nuts."
Thus began the plight of WFSB Weatherman Scot Haney. In the midst of a live broadcast, Haney, who clearly is unfamiliar with the three-second rule, decided to eat what he thought were grape nuts that he dropped on the floor.
As he begins chewing, Haney's face changes. He knows something is wrong but can't figure out what.
"I think that may be dog doody."
Close, but not quiet. Think something that's a bit more feline. Something that once was in a cat's stomach, but came out the other end.
"I ate cat vomit."
Yes, Scot. Yes you did.