"Nope. Not gonna happen. Nice try. I'm not going in the bath. Try lifting this."
This dog, like many others, hates baths. I've never been able to figure out if they just despise water or enjoy their own filth, but getting a dog in a bath tub is not an easy task.
But this dog in China takes the cake.
Originally uploaded in 2010 but going viral over the past few days, this video shows a larger dog whose means of preventing a bath are running away and playing dead.
He must have thought this through, as his owner, a smaller woman, has trouble dragging him all over the house.
In the end, the human wins (we always do) but the dog put up a good fight.