Priorities are so different for today's young criminal.
Mashable.com passes along the story of a 19-year-old New Zealander on house arrest who, after running out of video games, called police and demanded to be sent to prison. Because he was bored.
He got his wish.
Depending on what kind of facility he wound up in, he might not be so bored, what with fashioning shivs out of spoons and running for his life in the yard.